Percy Jackson...A Teacher?

Percy Jackson...A Teacher?

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Pezz By ilovebooks181 Updated Jun 24

(WARNING: THERE IS NO PERCABETH. IF YOU DONT LIKE THE SHIP I CHOSE DONT READ IT)

The war was won, but not without a cost. Six of the Seven died, as well as many others, including Thalia and Nico. Percy wishes for a cause, and Hecate gives him one. 

  Harry was infuriated when he found out the new DADA teacher was younger then him, and on top of that hadn't even gone to magic school. (Harry is 18 and Percy is 17) Can his life get any worse?

(It starts out pretty bad, but as it goes on it gets better)

Hey why don't we just give a super powerful wand to the most powerful demigod... Sure like Percy can't get even more powerful than this. *sarcasm*
Percy freaking Jackson, YOU ARE NOT KILLING YOURSELF OR I WILL SUMMON ANNABETH TO BEAT YOUR ARSE UP!
I know this is supposed to be super serious, dark, and brooding but I must ask. Percy, did you get sponsored by best fiends to write this book? Yeah that's right Perce I can see right through you. Ok I'm done now! (Sry)
Me: WILLIAM APOLLO SOLACE
                              Will: Thats not my name....
                              Apollo: *whispers* now it is.....*changes birth certificate*
                              Me: WHY IN MY FATHER'S NAME AREN'T YOU WITH MY BROTHER
                              Will: oh gods.....this again
                              Me: ANSWER ME YOUNG MAN
                              Will: I'M OLDER THAN YOU
                              Me: touché
susiej1118 susiej1118 May 24
My head hurts too much to cry. So here's emojis:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢
*hits book on head*
                              "KNOWLEDGE!"
                              *because this is still a pun to me*