Kik Messages//Phan

Kik Messages//Phan

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Bitch-from-florida By DearPizza Updated Oct 03, 2016

Phil decided he wanted to try out the messenger app 'KIK' but had no one to use it with, so after a lot of begging Dan  gave in and downloaded the app as well. And this is what happened after.

Eliana3376 Eliana3376 Jun 14
Even if I didn't know who they were I would be taking pictures
OOOOOOOOOOOSKSKSOSJNAKAOOOOOOOOO DANNNIIEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL you better run
Okay_me_tho Okay_me_tho Apr 18
WHERE ARE BEARS ALWAYS THERE WHEN WE DON'T NEED THEM, AND WHEN WE NEED THEM THEY ARE NEVER HERE :(
Me: *catches a bear from the woods and brings it to Phil* Here, now leave my wifi alone
Eliana3376 Eliana3376 Jun 14
Paramedics: "name? Age?"
                              "Eliana Gray. Aged 16."
                              Paramedics: "Why'd she collapse?"
                              "The Pheels sir, it was the pheels"
                              Paramedics: "Oh yeah that would do it. What happened?"
                              "Dan called Phil 'lion'"
                              Paramedics: "Yeah there's no saving her"
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Idk don't ask it's 1am I don know what I'm doing
Adventure time come on grab your friend we'll go to very distant land with jake the dog and finn the human the fun still never end its adventure time