funny comebacks (pickup lines, insults, and comebacks)

funny comebacks (pickup lines, insults, and comebacks)

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Jane By thecomebackgirl Completed

you're in need of funny comebacks? insults? pick up lines? jokes?

you have reached the right place then!

read on!

(YOU MAY GET A PUNCH IN THE FACE OR A KICK IN THE JEWELS AFTER SAYING THIS SHIT!)

Twinkle twinkle little whore
                              Close ur legs they're not a door
                              🙂
ShootinqStxrsxoxo ShootinqStxrsxoxo Feb 22, 2016
in my head i was thinking, 'this is probably about a bitch having odor'.
PerkyPuppy PerkyPuppy Jun 27, 2016
Do you take like suggestions? If so I got one based off something I read.