All of my smuts of Dan and Phil will be placed upon here.So please enjoy.
I know,right? How does someone write this? Or how does someone have the time to read it and comment on it,knowing you read it? (Just kidding,pls run away from phandom while you can lmao)
Phil: I'm gonna fück u into the mattress
Dan: fück me daddy
Phil: and ima make u moan like a sloth being crushed
YOU WERE COMFORTING AND QUIET. HOW DID LOVE BECOME SO VIOLENT
SATAN CAN JUST TAKE ME NOW
AT THIS POINT I MAY AS WELL BE SPRINTING THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL