Phan Smut Oneshots.

Phan Smut Oneshots.

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50ShadesOfYourMum By RadicalLettuce Updated Nov 11

All of my smuts of Dan and Phil will be placed upon here.So please enjoy.

I know,right? How does someone write this? Or how does someone have the time to read it and comment on it,knowing you read it? (Just kidding,pls run away from phandom while you can lmao)
-Narwhalz- -Narwhalz- Sep 20
Phil: I'm gonna fück u into the mattress 
                              Dan: fück me daddy
                              Phil: and ima make u moan like a sloth being crushed
                              Dan: 😩😩😩😩😩😍😍😍😍💦💦💦💦🍑💅🏽🍑🍑🍑🍑😱😱😱😱😱👅👅👅👅😱🍑🍑💦💦😍
YOU WERE COMFORTING AND QUIET. HOW DID LOVE BECOME SO VIOLENT
SATAN CAN JUST TAKE ME NOW
                              AT THIS POINT I MAY AS WELL BE SPRINTING THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL