Most teenage girls would be excited or at least feel lucky to be moving in with seven super hot guys. Not me.
Most girls would be flattered by their tendency to throw themselves at me. Most girls would instantly let themselves be swept away by their charm and smiles. I refused.
Not under any circumstance would I be getting involved with any of the Dwarfson brothers.
So it didn't really help that all seven of them were a year within my age and that all seven of them seemed to fancy me.
Carter: "I have not fucked anything. Unless you'd like to change that."
Hayden: "And being a woman she took her frustration out on the men in her life.
Ethan: "Are you really that simple minded?"
Jake: "Stop calling me a clumsy bastard, dickhead."
Peyton: "I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY TOO YOU BASTARD!"
Aaron: "God you're sexy."
Thomas: "The real beauty's right in front of me."
Crystal: "But did you know how tiring stairs are?"
#322 IN TEEN FICTION
#122 IN HUMOR