Naturally Random

Naturally Random

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Immature_Writing By Immature_Writing Updated Aug 29

"It's not my fault that dog food is only supposed to be eaten by dogs..." 

"You can't blame me for actually heating up an egg in the oven to see if it hatches..."

"Can you stop staring at me like that? It's not like I did it on purpose..."

"C'mon, you can't blame me for trying to figure out where the air vent actually leads to..."

"It's not my fault that I used food-coloring as hair-dye, I wanted to dye my hair..."

"...I'm just naturally random."

And, that's what lands her in awkward situations. Her random ways aren't going to end anytime soon. But, with a goal to get a guy friend? Something's bound to get messy. 

Let the hunt for friends begin. Cover by Inferius_

Im friends with a janitor.Ms.Mary.She was at my old school in 4th grade.She popped up at my school in 7th grade.
stardreamr stardreamr Jun 19
Hmm, same @SeptimusAJames is a person who can agree to my randomness.
                              Also so can @KitKatAway
XxCoco_GlitzaBerryxX XxCoco_GlitzaBerryxX Jun 05, 2016
Everyone is friends with their janitor at school when i don't even think my school has one
i_dreambig i_dreambig Nov 12, 2016
Don't worry I don't i have a choice it's winter in Mississippi right now
hurri-cane hurri-cane Jun 21, 2016
i'm friends with the janitors at my school, they're cool, trust me.
ruinedlips ruinedlips Jul 29, 2016
Oh my gosh... I know this person in real life! It's Nick! Hi!!!