The Arranged Marriage / phan

The Arranged Marriage / phan

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Phan stories By phanontumblr Updated Aug 08

Dan's parents have always dreamed for Dan to have the perfect life and they believe they have found him the perfect wife. Then someone gets in the way.

BARF ALL OVER THE BEIGE SUEDE INTERIOR DAN *flashback to The Time I got Sunstroke video*
I swear im not even joking, the only time i laugh out loud is when people think dan is straight
I read it as "Not very tall and was completely straight" and thought,  "Wow its the opposite of Dan."
Phil is a privileged British white boy who grew up in northern England suburbia, he has a brother and two nice parents. He is middle class. Enough background for you?
ehgh eh hem *violent cough the grasp attention* listen here you little shít
*tyler Joseph voice from the top of the stairs* excuse me, could you please leave