Dan's parents have always dreamed for Dan to have the perfect life and they believe they have found him the perfect wife. Then someone gets in the way.
Hangin out in the passenger's side of your best friends ride trying to holler at mE
BARF ALL OVER THE BEIGE SUEDE INTERIOR DAN *flashback to The Time I got Sunstroke video*
I read it as "Not very tall and was completely straight" and thought, "Wow its the opposite of Dan."
Phil is a privileged British white boy who grew up in northern England suburbia, he has a brother and two nice parents. He is middle class. Enough background for you?
ehgh eh hem *violent cough the grasp attention* listen here you little shít
Ahhhh my self esteem does not need this excellent writing XD