Funny or Die

Funny or Die

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MatthewDaniells™ By Matthew_Daniells Updated Nov 08, 2013

The point of this is to make you smile. All I want is a smile on your face princess ^_^ and if it's a guy reading this well..... I just made it awkward (•_•)

For my dearest cousin
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Just because you're 7 months older than me, dont treat me like' You're 7 Years older than me
                              
                              
                              
                              Sincerely, me
Totally_Classified Totally_Classified Dec 28, 2016
I can't even do that. I'm serious I sleep with my eyes open.
I've lost my phone and im like im so sorry my dear I promise i'll love you If i've found you and then I got a new phone and I throw it curse at it
RoyaltyXGoddess RoyaltyXGoddess Dec 24, 2016
I ship someone make a love story about a phone and its owner I'll totally read it
LilyAdam13 LilyAdam13 Jan 02
Exactly I think they are just in a big rush to see what you are doin.
thatoneauthorgurl thatoneauthorgurl Dec 24, 2016
I have a bunch of Christmas bags around my room. And it's Christmas Eve.