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Funny or Die

Funny or Die

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MatthewDaniells™ By Matthew_Daniells Updated Nov 08, 2013

The point of this is to make you smile. All I want is a smile on your face princess ^_^ and if it's a guy reading this well..... I just made it awkward (•_•)

Well duh your supposed to sleep with your eyes closed!!!!
                              Sorry if anyone takes this offensive
My mom gave birth to me not a legend beacause I have a brother
That almost happened to me once because I was going to the bathroom and then when I came out to look for her I couldn't find her then I found her
It says it on soul surfer were this girl named Bethany Hamilton gets her arm bit off by a great white shark
Ikr, when mom asks where I'm going in the summer, I'm like "TO MAKE SOME CHILDHOOD MEMORIES"
Never know lol. He's failed, what, bout a million times already?. Right about then I start getting the hang of stuff. Usually. Maybe. Hopefully. Ugh