Funny or Die

Funny or Die

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MatthewDaniells™ By Matthew_Daniells Updated Nov 08, 2013

The point of this is to make you smile. All I want is a smile on your face princess ^_^ and if it's a guy reading this well..... I just made it awkward (•_•)

Or when it does my phone died and hid between two couches for THREE days
"When I was little, I thought the moon followed our car." 
                              I can relate to that...
I cried while singing to my phone saying that 'I love u so much'
EVERYDAY 1: four dogs equal hair in mouth every minute 
                              
                              2: I'm constantly shedding my hair
No way Spongebob will get a drivers license! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
CherryGaming CherryGaming 5 days ago
SpongeBob already got his driver license  (why do I know this...)