101 Ways To Kill A Cat

101 Ways To Kill A Cat

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The Most Awesome People You Will Ever Meet By CloudtailGrandmas Updated Jan 07

Let Bumblestar show you how. 

A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.

CrystalWarriors CrystalWarriors Dec 30, 2016
I agree, I think that parents should not obsess over a certain child and should love all their children equally, I'm living the life where my brothers are both briarlight and my mom is Millie, and frankly it's agonising for me to live like that everyday... but that's just my opinion so ya :p
o0o_Erin_Riddle_o0o o0o_Erin_Riddle_o0o Dec 04, 2016
*raises sword while majestic lighting appears* FOR NARNIA!!!
FOR NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAA
annaliseroark annaliseroark Dec 20, 2016
I haven't read about her, so ...."ducking Millie dusty looking crusty ho that forgot she ain't a no warrior" *clicks tongue* did I do good?
Leopardclaw Leopardclaw Sep 30, 2016
OH GAWD MILLIE FIVE SECONDS WONT KILL YOU *she dies* oh I spoke too soon
mayra3412 mayra3412 Nov 15, 2016
Perfect advice if you want to kill your leader in a Fanfiction and need nine deaths xD