Naruto, being just a little 5 year old boy, was being attacked by a mob of villagers on his birthday. On that faithful day, he met his first, companion, guardian, and something he wanted for a very long time.
He met his first ever Friend.
OH HELL NAW DRUNK VILLAGER U DEAD BOI IMA KILL U AND U GONNA DIE
ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)ಠ_ಠ(」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣ WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO STUPID!!!! ＼（〇_ｏ）／
I would torture this dude until he couldn't feel pain anymore and then move onto mental pain.
I swear on my nonexistent sanity I will TIE HIM UP UPSIDE DOWN AND SLOWLY DROWN HIM IN THE ALCOHOL HE LOVES SO MUCH!!!!
WERE IS HE WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM I'LL SLOWLY TOURCHER HIM WHEN
It's a beautiful day outside
birds are singing
flowers are blooming
on days like this
rapists like you
should be burning in...