What the Fuck is an Arzaylea

What the Fuck is an Arzaylea

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Devan By MyCliffordLove Completed

My boyfriend or should I say ex-boyfriend Luke Hemmings was on tour when one morning I woke up to see "Luke and Arzaylea" trending on twitter. Of course I called him in 3 seconds flat. 

"WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ARZAYLEA?!?!" I scream at the top of my lungs into the phone. 

"Babe what are you talking about? " I can hear the guilt in Luke's fucking voice.

"What. Is. An. Arzaylea?  Am I saying it right? Do you need me to fucking spell it out for you? A-R-Z-A." 

Luke interupts me, "She's no one. Nothing happened." 

"Oh hell to the fucking no.  Don't fucking talk to me fuck you! Tell my brother to call me." I wait to see what he has to say before I hang up the phone.

"No babe please, Michael is gonna kill me." His voice changes into a more panicked tone.

"Good, I hope he does and if he doesn't I will. Tell him I can't wait to see him when he gets back home.  We have a lot of family bonding time to do since I don't have a boyfriend anymore.  It's really a shame too the fans liked me, but I'm sure they will love this skank just as much." I hang up the phone.

does anyone even know how to spell that girls name?! also that was me when i first heard they were dating 😂😂😂
cringe. her name. i mean i can't rlly talk. my name is a chocolate so..
Arzaylea supposedly cheated on Luke at Coachella with blackbear
OceanHemmo OceanHemmo Mar 24
Nooo is 5sos there will be NO girls none only Lashton and Malum or Cake and Mashton or Muke and Cashton....and so on (if I missed any?) NO girls 😂
food_life-forever food_life-forever Dec 27, 2016
I read Glenn (Rip Glenn season1-season7) 😭😭😭😰😢😥😞😔😣😖
agustdiehoee agustdiehoee Dec 27, 2016
Why tf would the fam trend luke and asparagus? I mean, she not even 'trend-worthy'.