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Useless Dumb Facts.

Useless Dumb Facts.

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*Insert long name* By -BatmanTrash- Updated Apr 12, 2016

Facts, only complete and utterly useless.

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ToffeeKarma ToffeeKarma Jun 20, 2016
Well, they forgot to include no eyebrows in their hieroglyphs
-sparkleface- -sparkleface- Feb 24, 2016
You play the trumpet too?? High five I'm really quiet so people are always surprised when I say I play the trumpet!
ToffeeKarma ToffeeKarma Jun 20, 2016
Then.....when my grandmother drives:
                              Granny: *honks horn* "FFFFFFF GET OUT THE FFFFFFF WAY YOU FFFFFFFFFF"
                              Me: "Woah. Grandma calm please."
larota-tmnt larota-tmnt Mar 14, 2016
Well it's probably because when other drivers cut them off they're like "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!"
worth it bc
                              1. cats are a national treasure and should be mourned
                              2. just draw it back on
The title of this book describes everything I know; really cool stuff that's never going to help me in life