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Useless Dumb Facts.

Useless Dumb Facts.

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*Insert long name* By -BatmanTrash- Updated Apr 12, 2016

Facts, only complete and utterly useless.

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ToffeeKarma ToffeeKarma Jun 20, 2016
Well, they forgot to include no eyebrows in their hieroglyphs
Carolynthe70schick Carolynthe70schick Feb 24, 2016
You play the trumpet too?? High five I'm really quiet so people are always surprised when I say I play the trumpet!
ToffeeKarma ToffeeKarma Jun 20, 2016
Then.....when my grandmother drives:
                              Granny: *honks horn* "FFFFFFF GET OUT THE FFFFFFF WAY YOU FFFFFFFFFF"
                              Me: "Woah. Grandma calm please."
larota-tmnt larota-tmnt Mar 14, 2016
Well it's probably because when other drivers cut them off they're like "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!"
worth it bc
                              1. cats are a national treasure and should be mourned
                              2. just draw it back on
The title of this book describes everything I know; really cool stuff that's never going to help me in life