Facts, only complete and utterly useless.
Well, they forgot to include no eyebrows in their hieroglyphs
You play the trumpet too?? High five I'm really quiet so people are always surprised when I say I play the trumpet!
Then.....when my grandmother drives:
Granny: *honks horn* "FFFFFFF GET OUT THE FFFFFFF WAY YOU FFFFFFFFFF"
Me: "Woah. Grandma calm please."
Well it's probably because when other drivers cut them off they're like "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!"