Ah, Bethesda. What a great company, no? From Elder Scrolls' Skyrim to the Commonwealth of Fallout 4, here is a joke book compiled of jokes that only the true players would understand.
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And one of the kids say "Another wanderer, here to lick my father's BALLS. Good job." I wanna download the mod that allows you to exterminate children...
Yeah but HAVE YOU SEEN THE TREES IN SKYRIM?!?!
Little does everyone know that the wood in Skyrim is fireproof.
Ooh I get it River-Wood. I told said to my sis. "Why is Riverwood called Riverwood?" And she was like "I dunno."
And then I was like "That's because they built near a river and built their houses entirely out of wood!"
They caught it on the balcony with metal chains so its head was facing the wood not the smartest Choice