The Wondrous Logic Of Bethesda

The Wondrous Logic Of Bethesda

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Click Bait, yeah? By Sparkle566 Completed

Ah, Bethesda. What a great company, no? From Elder Scrolls' Skyrim to the Commonwealth of Fallout 4, here is a joke book compiled of jokes that only the true players would understand.

Please enjoy!

Lorsenpiercer98 Lorsenpiercer98 Oct 21, 2016
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IMoozie IMoozie Mar 29, 2016
And one of the kids say "Another wanderer, here to lick my father's BALLS. Good job." I wanna download the mod that allows you to exterminate children...
Da123go1 Da123go1 Jan 30, 2016
Yeah but HAVE YOU SEEN THE TREES IN SKYRIM?!?! 
                              OMG INDESTRUCTABLE
PineWatch PineWatch Mar 09, 2016
Little does everyone know that the wood in Skyrim is fireproof.
Dustywish Dustywish Jan 19, 2016
Ooh I get it River-Wood. I told said to my sis. "Why is Riverwood called Riverwood?" And she was like "I dunno."
                              And then I was like "That's because they built near a river and built their houses entirely out of wood!"
                              The end
killernooch killernooch Dec 27, 2015
They caught it on the balcony with metal chains so its head was facing the wood not the smartest Choice