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The Death Of A Bachelor

The Death Of A Bachelor

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Not O-Fucking-Kay By kayiswritting Completed

The death of his bachelor lifestyle shouldn't be so bad for Brendon Urie, right? Especially since he's married to someone as great as Dallon Weekes. Their life is story book perfection. A true happily ever after. But the excitement he used to relish in is gone from his life. That is until he meets supermodel, Ryan Ross. It's a good thing Brendon isn't stupid enough to ruin years of marriage for a little spark of excitement, right? Haha Wrong!

I feel offended thank u I am Patrick and I am not diabetic D:
SARAH SMILES LIKE SARAH DOESN'T CARE! SHE LIVES IN A WORLD, SO UNAWARE! DOES SHE KNOW THAT MY DESTINY LIES WITH HER?(sarah, sarAH, SARAH)
Imashamed22 Imashamed22 Apr 03
I'm concerned that people care more of Brendon getting action
If you don't, the balance of the universe will collapse 😂
jonwalkerseyebrows jonwalkerseyebrows Oct 30, 2016
i feel like i'm the only one who thinks threesomes are a major turn off .
jonwalkerseyebrows jonwalkerseyebrows Oct 30, 2016
like you need to have sex with dallon. you can't get out of it. everyday just have sex with dallon. doesn't matter if you don't want to. you must have sex with dallon. you have no choice here. i'm even going to put it on a checklist to remind you to have sex with dallon.