The Death Of A Bachelor

The Death Of A Bachelor

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Not O-Fucking-Kay By kayiswritting Completed

The death of his bachelor lifestyle shouldn't be so bad for Brendon Urie, right? Especially since he's married to someone as great as Dallon Weekes. Their life is story book perfection. A true happily ever after. But the excitement he used to relish in is gone from his life. That is until he meets supermodel, Ryan Ross. It's a good thing Brendon isn't stupid enough to ruin years of marriage for a little spark of excitement, right? Haha Wrong!

I shower for like an hour because I enjoy standing under warm water
gayfycso gayfycso Jun 05
This just made me think of weed. 
                              Yes, Brendon's Bakery the one that sells the "special" brownies.
1. You just NEED to do that everyday :/
                              2. *Markiplier appears from no where*
                              ~CAN YOU FEEL THE LOOOVE TONIGHHT~!
I wake up at- Oh wait. I never sleep
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              CAUSE SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
*The narrator for the show in FNAF: Sister Location*
                              Twas a sad, sad life for young Brendon. Continuing the same thing over and over. Will he ever break out or will his life remain a weakening dream?
Imashamed22 Imashamed22 Apr 03
I'm concerned that people care more of Brendon getting action