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I'd love to punch any player on Chelsea but I would love to kiss Kevin De Bruyne on the cheek
Rather be friends with this guy, then. I can't be the girlfriend of a man made object.
This isn't polite but i would LOVE to punch Ronaldo in the face.
I'd love to punch Diego Costa and Suarez, but... I'm going to go with the kiss.
If anyone says that they want to punch Sanchez, they'll have me to deal with!
*Rolls up sleeves and puts on sunglasses*