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She's Not All That (Buzzfeed/Eugene Lee Yang) [COMPLETE]

She's Not All That (Buzzfeed/Eugene Lee Yang) [COMPLETE]

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kara \o/ By km_fangirl Completed

At an early age, I remember my mom telling me that I was unique. She always used to say, "You are not born yourself. It is what you become." Maybe that's why I loved her so much. She was beautiful and sweet, and she had a laugh that sounded like honey. 
     Of course, when she went to jail, I was screwed.
     I had no experience in life. I only did amateur editing, a few plays/short films, and directing. I had a pair of ugly combats and totally bland clothing, and nobody wants to hire an ugly actor. Thus, I was on my own in the world. So, when my best friend gets me a job at Buzzfeed, I nearly shit my pants.
     Fuck, what now?

     (I do not own anything to do with Buzzfeed. Buzzfeed employees are real people, and I only own Levi Bradley)

ILuvMithzan ILuvMithzan Apr 16
Yes, I am indeed a hot man, bow down to me and my face of a goddess.
ILuvMithzan ILuvMithzan Apr 16
I googled him as well. First I read it as Hottmen, and that's a 50 year old man who got caught driving while high, and Rossmen I think is a dude who has a live show of giraffes? I just read his first couple of tweets..
CatCycles CatCycles May 05
Is it bad I'd say that I'm not wearing any panties to him? Like even if its awkward af
Can I get a unicorn frappe? No? You're going to murder me with sticky hands? Okay. Can I get a dragon frappe? You don't know what that is? Well, crap.
ILuvMithzan ILuvMithzan Apr 16
Levi Bradley is a model. I just looked the name up, and he's super hot! 10/10, go see him
Person: Whos your favourite buzzfeed worker?
                              Me: Ned's wife
                              Person: she doesnt work t-
                              Me: Ned's. Wife.