She's Not All That (Buzzfeed/Eugene Lee Yang) [COMPLETE]

She's Not All That (Buzzfeed/Eugene Lee Yang) [COMPLETE]

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jamie \o/ By sketchwastaken Completed

At an early age, I remember my mom telling me that I was unique. She always used to say, "You are not born yourself. It is what you become." Maybe that's why I loved her so much. She was beautiful and sweet, and she had a laugh that sounded like honey. 
     Of course, when she went to jail, I was screwed.
     I had no experience in life. I only did amateur editing, a few plays/short films, and directing. I had a pair of ugly combats and totally bland clothing, and nobody wants to hire an ugly actor. Thus, I was on my own in the world. So, when my best friend gets me a job at Buzzfeed, I nearly shit my pants.
     Fuck, what now?

     (I do not own anything to do with Buzzfeed. Buzzfeed employees are real people, and I only own Levi Bradley)

  • eugene
BrookCD BrookCD Dec 25, 2017
All of a sudden she saw a strange man come out holding a plate of food. He looks down at the food and all of a sudden, “Better fries... better burger...” and he pauses for a moment and looks at her. He suddenly wheezes into his words and she can barely make out that he said “Papa Johns” .
GingerBunny213 GingerBunny213 Dec 04, 2017
"good-looking Asian guy" why is that so funny to me XD (I completely agree tho)
AvaRose08 AvaRose08 Jan 08
How do you know I have long brown hair and look good in red lipstick? Stalker
wundrey wundrey Jun 27, 2017
let me tell you, talking about a new job at your current job- not a good idea
BrookCD BrookCD Dec 25, 2017
Ned’s hotter but hey, Eugene is still pretty much a sugar daddy
ShelbyPLavender ShelbyPLavender Sep 03, 2017
Can I just say that so far this is one of the best Buzzfeed stories I've read?!