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Mr. Urie, My Substitute Teacher [Brendon Urie]

Mr. Urie, My Substitute Teacher [Brendon Urie]

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(: By partypoiscn Completed

Alex is amazed when the singer for her favorite band, Brendon Urie, starts teaching her math class. But is that all that happens between  them?        

read at ur own risk i wrote this like 4 years ago i do not advise it like this description doesnt even make sense but im not changing it bye

Fren:*puts tape over my mouth* *ties my arms behind back* *ties me to a chair* 
                              Me: ttttrrrnnnn awwwwyyyy if yyy cclldd ggtt mmm a drrkkk oopphhh wwttrrr css mmm lpppss rrrrrr chhdd nnn fddd cll mm nnt mmrrii 
                              Fren: GODDAMNIT
You know what i would do wit that hoe miranda. Thats right smack her and tell her to eat my ass
"Okay class, today I will teach you all how to lose band members really quickly!"
"wing it" B!TCH MY SQUAD SCREAMS IT AT LUNCH. TRUST ME, WE KNOW IT
hyperurie hyperurie 3 days ago
he's just bringing ryan so they can do the milk fic in the bathtub
My parents won't do that... They're too normal
                              
                              But after the Panic! concert, by dad was singing DOAB so off key I almost yelled at him