The Princess And The Asshole (Percabeth fanfiction)

The Princess And The Asshole (Percabeth fanfiction)

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God bless Sweden, Sarah is here By Sarahsnothere Completed

Sometimes you get a little too obsessed with getting your happy ending. After watching too many chick flicks you think that it happens to everyone. They find the perfect guy, they become the perfect couple and then one day they end up getting married and having three kids named nature names like Lily, Summer and Palm Tree.

What's sad is that I actually thought that was going to happen with Percy and I. We were obviously incapable of staying away from each other, so maybe we were just meant to end up together in the end. I mean he forgave me, I forgave him. We forgave each other, and even though we only shook hands after that I knew it wouldn't be the end of us. So, call me naïve for wanting my own fairytale, but let's be real. All girls want their own fairytale and their own prince charming, so even though I've been on Santa's naughty list for a few years I figured I deserved that too. I mean heck, there are worse people who have gotten all that.

But you know, life's a bitch.


I don't own any of the bands, singers or lyrics mentioned in this book.

But where can I find one
                              And when for me
                              
                              
                              All we have are fakers
THIS IS LIKE MY NINTH TIME READING THIS AND I HAVE NO REGRETS
Keatingeb Keatingeb Oct 03
I have PJFD, it's very serious, I'm probably not gonna live that long. (
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Ps, it stands for Percy Jackson Fangriling Disorder. YEP IM DOOMED.
I like clichés as long as they are well written and have their own purpose for existing.
Hey author? There's a typo. I think you meant 'Mrs. O'Leary'. Right? RIGHT?!
Keatingeb Keatingeb Oct 03
U ALREADY HAVE THE WRITING OF UNCLE RICK!! VERY FEW HAVE IT, THEREFORE I LOVE YOU!