in which a demon named dan accidentally falls in love with an angel named phil.
My crush moved away and the only reason I see him is cause our moms are best friends, so I'm gonna pretend that's us
"i have never dated Tyler Oakley, not once.." ouch i miss the old days where they were good friends
I was thinking "Wait, why are they the power couple of they're gay?" and then I remembered they're talking about hell here not heaven and i was like "OH YEAH HELL IS PROBABLY MOSTLY GAYS AND ITS GONNA BE REAL LIT WHEN I GET THERE WITH MY FELLOW GAYS"
Humans are EXTREMELY FATTY. You wouldn't get many nutrients out of them? Although there are a lot of categories. Also, eating the brains of someone can cause a disease where it eats the grey matter around and some of the brain. (Then again they're demons, idk if they need to worry about that.)
i just finished sinking and now im crying ilysm u r legit my inspiration rn
I JUST MADE THE WEIRDEST NOISE BECAUSE I FOUND THIS PRAISE THE GOOD LORD THANK YOU FOR THIS