This is an assortment of smut that I got from tumblr.
I call my friend muffin and I’m either chicken nugget or just nugget depends on who it is..... OH WAIT IM NUGGET 😂😂😂😂😂
Sex whilst camping is: fücking in-tents
Aha get it? No? I’ll leave
I cant be the only one thinking that he could have got her pregnant
EVEN THO I LOOK LIKE A BURNT CHICKEN NUGGET I STILL LOVE MYSELF
Why the fück do you have a condom camping, I mean like do you always do that just in case, or did I just miss the memo?
I am listening to No Control by One Direction and it is like to perfect to listen to with the chapter