Some random text messages between various ships. It's also the most garbage thing on my Wattpad and Not Funny™. I have no clue why it is my most popular book. Please don't read. Also, ALL OF THE THINGS IN THIS BOOK ARE MEANT FOR SATIRE AND COMEDY. NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Requests are open. Please comment any and all requests on the request page at the beginning.