Wrong Number l.t

Wrong Number l.t

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*sigh* By tumblr_lemon Completed

ME: Mom I need gum my breath smells like shit.

MOM: Wut. I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter.

ME: Mom you haven't told a good joke in years lol.

MOM: [picture attached] if I look like your mom you should really reconsider your childhood

ME: Oh. Shit.

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HER NAME IS NOELLE I HAD A DREAM ABOUT HER SHE RINGS MY BELL
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Noelle is from teenage dirtbag from one direction I'm listening to that song rite now and just heard the name
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I'm still in my childhood and it is going great I'm in love with 1D and 5sos
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GOT GYM CLASS IN HALF AN HOUR OH HOW SHE ROCKS IN KEDS AND TUBE SOCKS