Wrong Number l.t

Wrong Number l.t

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ME: Mom I need gum my breath smells like shit.

MOM: Wut. I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter.

ME: Mom you haven't told a good joke in years lol.

MOM: [picture attached] if I look like your mom you should really reconsider your childhood

ME: Oh. Shit.

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My dog turned his head and was probably freaked out at my sudden burst of laughter
My name is Noelle he has a dream about me. I ring his bell. He had gym class in half an hour. Oh how I walk, in Keds and tube socks. But he thinks that I am completely and in utterly unaware of his existence.
Ariellaa1D Ariellaa1D Jun 21, 2016
I'm still in my childhood and it is going great I'm in love with 1D and 5sos