Wrong Number l.t

Wrong Number l.t

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*sigh* By tumblr_lemon Completed

ME: Mom I need gum my breath smells like shit.

MOM: Wut. I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter.

ME: Mom you haven't told a good joke in years lol.

MOM: [picture attached] if I look like your mom you should really reconsider your childhood

ME: Oh. Shit.

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ImaMadCoconut ImaMadCoconut Aug 20, 2017
My dog turned his head and was probably freaked out at my sudden burst of laughter
GraceOverGuilt GraceOverGuilt Mar 08, 2017
My name is Noelle he has a dream about me. I ring his bell. He had gym class in half an hour. Oh how I walk, in Keds and tube socks. But he thinks that I am completely and in utterly unaware of his existence.
Ariellaa1D Ariellaa1D Jun 21, 2016
I'm still in my childhood and it is going great I'm in love with 1D and 5sos