Greetings, fellow readers! This is a story about two ghost hunters named Johnny Ghost and Johnny Toast, part of a ghost hunting company called Paranormal Investigators Extraordinaire, or P.I.E. for short. Their job is to investingly investigate in investigations involving ghosts investing--professionally(or not)! However, their normal work day is interrupted by a goofy but sadistic serial killer none other than... Jimmy Casket! *cue random thunderstorm and gasping crowd* Certain situations bring a pile of characters into portals away from home. While Toast, Ghost, a few Acachallas, and Lights Zeron are just trying to find their way back, the parasitic psychopath has something else up his sleev-- *incoming message* Hey, this is PAPA...uh...Acachalla! I don't trust those dumb ghost hunters around my *bZZt* family! And they keep stealing my food--Hey! *bZZT* Sorry, sir, but the radio isn't yours. *end of transmission* - - - - - Also, besides for cover art, chapter 5, 6, 12, 13, 15, and 21, none of the art is mine.