Percy Jackson Jokes

Percy Jackson Jokes

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Rainbowwriter01 By Rainbowwriter01 Updated Oct 08, 2016

Title says it all.

-Firegirl93- -Firegirl93- Aug 11, 2016
Me: Percy, as your cousin and friend, take my hand.
                              Percy: I'm confused.
                              Me: TAKE IT NOW *eyes start to glow*
                              Percy: *takes hand* 
                              Me: *Shadow travels us AWAY from the fangirls*
                              Percy: I'm confused, they seemed nice.
                              Me: *facepalm*
LeahHix LeahHix Feb 13
YAY CAT FIGHT MY PARENTS BABBY (that's how I spelled Baby when I was a baby), BUDDY, AND EMMY TAUGHT ME HOW TO CAT FIGHT SO I CAN'T LOSE!
Oh my gods😂 I guess you can say that was SHOCKING.... No... Okay..
wolflover36056 wolflover36056 Sep 22, 2016
I be like, the only fangirl that's like: "Oh, Percy, hey. WHERE'S NICO?"
Me: OOOOOOOOOHHHHH! DAYUM THALIA
                              
                              Thalia: Thanks
                              
                              Both: *Epic ass fist bump*
PrincessKasumiKiller PrincessKasumiKiller Nov 13, 2016
BURNED, by the one and only, Hunter of Artemis and Daughter of Zeus, THALIA GRACE!!!!