Percy Jackson Jokes

Percy Jackson Jokes

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Rainbowwriter01 By Rainbowwriter01 Updated Oct 08

Title says it all.

Me: Percy, as your cousin and friend, take my hand.
                              Percy: I'm confused.
                              Me: TAKE IT NOW *eyes start to glow*
                              Percy: *takes hand* 
                              Me: *Shadow travels us AWAY from the fangirls*
                              Percy: I'm confused, they seemed nice.
                              Me: *facepalm*
I be like, the only fangirl that's like: "Oh, Percy, hey. WHERE'S NICO?"
Rain_Hunter Rain_Hunter Nov 13
BURNED, by the one and only, Hunter of Artemis and Daughter of Zeus, THALIA GRACE!!!!
Dam, Thalia, back it again with the scalding burns! No, seriously Thals, what was that for?
I be dat one fangirl in the corner like "Percy I'm being ur friend right now u need to FREAKING RUN!"