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Percy Jackson Jokes

Percy Jackson Jokes

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Rainbowwriter01 By Rainbowwriter01 Updated May 13

Title says it all. None of these belong to me.

That's when Calypso walks in, flips her hair, snaps her fingers says "Come again?"
                              *tries to think of a sass name of Thalia*
                              ANYWAYS, BURN
Scarstorm Scarstorm Jul 15
H-hi, Percy.
                              *walks away with Percy, talking about the sea.*
I was kinda kinda trying to prove that I can be part of the Poseidon cabin today...
                              Guess what...
                              I nearly drowned during the water game
Me be like " Leave Percabeth alone unless you want to fall into Tartarus "
- - Aug 11, 2016
Me: Percy, as your cousin and friend, take my hand.
                              Percy: I'm confused.
                              Me: TAKE IT NOW *eyes start to glow*
                              Percy: *takes hand* 
                              Me: *Shadow travels us AWAY from the fangirls*
                              Percy: I'm confused, they seemed nice.
                              Me: *facepalm*