Mental Food

Mental Food

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Unrealistic_Tales By Unrealistic_Tales Updated Aug 30, 2015

There once was a guy. He hugged an evil donut. The donut got mad and ate him. The donut found a wife. Her name was Scarlet. She wore clown suits. And she killed cookies. 
But she cheated on her donut hubby for a cookie. The cookie was a wanted criminal. The hubby donut found out and sprinkles poured out of his eyes. 

"I will murder that son of a biscuit!" He cried. 

The wife said she didn't care because she preferred chocolate cookies instead of sugar cookies. But her cookie she was cheating with on the donut was a sugar cookie. The hubby donut tortured the sugar cookie and scraped all of his sugar off. 

"You can scrape my sugar off but you can't break my pride!" the cookie shouted, and the donut punched him hard in the face over and over, breaking him until only cookie dust was left. 

The wife walked in horrified and licked all the sugar that was scraped off.

"My sugar baby! Nooooooo!"

The hubby started licking the chocolate icing off of the wife and she bit a chunk out of his f...

  • comedy
  • horror
  • retarted
  • romance
  • stupid