Basically every reason to slap someone
I got two of my friends back into the 5SOSFam because that's how much I talk about them
no one knows 5sos at my school apart from my close friends (bc i talk about them 25/8) and my best friend is the only one out of all them who is a fan :--(
Confession : when I first became a fan of 5sos I called them 5 es oh es IM SORRY PLS DOMT KILL ME
REAL FANS DON'T SAY ES OH ES. THEY SAY 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER. (my username is just 5sos cause the whole thing wouldn't fit.)
Ashton is not an object that is used for cigarettes u motherfuckin fake fan, so imma take petunia and train her to attack fake fans okay? Okay.
OMGEEEE ITS NOT 5SAUCE ITS 5 ES OH ES OMGEEEE U FAKE FANS!1!1!1!1!1