Love Wasn't A Part Of The Plan (RoyEd)
"What type of super hero wears all black? You sure you aren't a villain or something?"
"Says the guy who wears such a long ass cape, I'm surprised you haven't tripped over it by now, bastard."
Roy Mustang and Edward Elric weren't planning on becoming super heroes, but hey. You get used to the whole, whooping ass and saving the day, with you're true identity hidden under a protective mask thing.
However, Ed and Roy were pretty sure falling in love wasn't a part of the job. Neither was finding out each other's true identities.