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~Homestuck x Reader one-shots~

~Homestuck x Reader one-shots~

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The Buttstuck By tiredsiren Updated Dec 15, 2016

- dont comment the same thing multiple times, ill read it eventually 
- request on the request chapter
- respect that im just human and cant pump out fics whenever it suits you
- dont be a tightass about my author notes u3o
- never underestimate my rage, i can and will write a chapter calling you out for grammar and spelling 
- i will probs flirt with you and call you bby. this is normal. [squints]
As the title is, this is just a bunch of Homestuck x Reader One-shots!
I may do requests if I run out of ideas later, but until then just sit back and read.
This is a Homestuck fanfic book. There's going to be some swearing.
I'll put up a warning if theirs any lemons/smut/whatever you weirdos wanna call it for all you lemonophobes.
(Y/N) (L/N) is Your first name and last name,
(H/L) (H/C) is length and colour of your hair,
(F/C) is your favourite colour, (F/F) is favourite food,
(Y/H) is your house/hive, (Y/H/A) is your house/hive address,
And I'm sure you'll figure the rest out, (Y/N). You're smart enough right?

KARKLE SPARKLE IS FABULOUS! *angrily throws glitter at person*
At my fake wedding
                              Priest(Lily): Blah blah blah, a bunch of shït I don't understand, fûck 'em right in the pu$$y, do you take these peeps to be your husband/wife
                              Me/Wife/husband: FÛCK YEAH!
I eat radishes I am mostly a herivabor 
                              Karkat I am probably healthier than you
- - Aug 07, 2016
I like this.......
                              The character is practically like meh.... easily tired and sometimes lazy af.... dont ask whyh just said that I just sensed the way the character is naturally......
FandomObession FandomObession Dec 24, 2016
Pfft that's one way to start up a story. Take on overly used meme and HS trash it
AmbitiousSiren AmbitiousSiren Oct 25, 2016
I am desperately holding back my laughter at that, because it's five AM and I'm the only one awake