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Hetalia & Google Translate

Hetalia & Google Translate

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Emil Steilsson By APHetalia_Iceland Updated Mar 14, 2016

Hetalia songs and lines translated into English by the wonderful Google Translate.

But why would you turn your bro into pasta, boil your sister and bang your dad? Italy no--
I'm laughing rn.
                              SERIOUSLY EARTH TO SEE THE JITTERS?! 😂😂
Am I the only one that gets sëxual undertones from the first line or nah?
"Earth is being warped" heTALIA PREDICTS THE FUTURE????!!!1!!?
"Ah stroke" I'm getting dirty thoughts now *insert lenny face*
Luqcka Luqcka Mar 31
This what happens when they don't know how to speak English.
                              ... Also bean paste.