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Things Not To Do In Dangan Ronpa

Things Not To Do In Dangan Ronpa

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OJ Hope N'Games By KomaHinaNami Updated May 24, 2016

Everyone: KOMAEDA NOOOOO!

Komaeda: Komaeda yes!
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I don't know what to write, since the tittle is pretty self-explanatory. :3 

Here are some ground rules (some things you'll expect):

1) Just don't mention anything about hope (or bagels) in front of Komaeda.

2) Don't challenge Akane to a fight (unless you want her to re-challenge you to a duel and beat you up all over again).

3) Don't kidnap...or should I say 'petnap' Gundam's hamsters.

Gundam: You fool! They're not merely hamsters, they're my Four Dark Devas of Destruction muhaahaa!

Me: ...Got it! 

4) Unless you want a .45 caliber bullet in you, I would not recommend calling Fuyuhiko short or a baby-faced gangsta. #FuyuhikoDoesntMessAround

And last but not least, is rule number 5!

5) Don't steal any of Aoi's donuts.

There will be more rules as time goes on!

Admin69Eliza Admin69Eliza 11 hours ago
;-; nuu don't say that... But wait don't worry Komaeda we're all trash!
lolipop_syo_chainsaw lolipop_syo_chainsaw Jun 16, 2016
XD just when I thought that ibuki couldn't get anymore funnier
Captain_Panda Captain_Panda Jul 09, 2016
Don't pull the precious ahoge.....This is why everyone hates you Komaeda.
PeacefulAngels PeacefulAngels Jul 28, 2016
*cautiously pulls them* AKITRA SAVE ME PLEASE
                              
                              Akitra: Naw sis, you're on your own.
                              
                              Killiana: AAAAHHHHH WHY
ShyGandaReyes ShyGandaReyes Aug 28, 2016
Look in the media. Komaeda pulled Hajime's ahoge when he passed out.
                              That is a comic/manga page.
PeacefulAngels PeacefulAngels Jul 28, 2016
Yes you are.
                              
                              When sprayed with hairspray, they are like rocks!