Why me? Creepypastaxreader

Why me? Creepypastaxreader

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Katy Angel Night's By Shadowdust_Proxy Completed

OOOOoo sexy time

Jeff: *pulls my hair and the dye makes his hands slippery * this is fake hair dye
                              Me: BISH WHERE
                              jeff: in your hair
                              Me:*Grubbs my hair and the dye comes out* BISH WHERE
                              Jeff: BISH THERE *points on my head*
I WAS EIGHT WHEN I FIRST GOT INTO HORROR, TEN NOW, AND ABOUT THREE AND I WAS A BADASS BISH
*cough* I thought this was BEN cause he said 'princess' also DONT EVER CALL ME NICKNAMES YOU LITTLE SON OF A BI-
                              *Jeff knocks me out with a huge stick* 
                              Me: *wakes up* that didn't even hurt cause I have a hard head so nice try bud
                              Jeff: kill me
BACK THE FUK UP MUTHAFUKER IF YOU DONT WANNA GET BISH SLAPPED BACK INTO YO MAMA'S WOMB  OR GET STRANGLED BY A MUTHAFUKIN CORSET
I always had evil thoughts, I just never show them. I was, and still am, amazing at hiding my emotions
__The_Nobody__ __The_Nobody__ Sep 30, 2016
Don't. Touch. MA SEXY HAIR! *turns in to a cat and scratches his face until he passes out* DANN RIGHT SON! *pats hair down* Screw you.