This is a Ticci toby x abused reader. Beware of the swearing
If i see someone have a nightmare i would probably pour water on them~ XD
My smart ass self would be all "Oh, ya'know, the usual beatings!"
Me being a very sarcastic I'd say "the vacuum did this to me"
50% of the comments are about the kitten
10% how cute Toby is
30% about the broken arm/ hand.
"No. My parents are more scary then you"
Me: are you just looking up to a fourteen point five foot thing and saying that?? *slams face into pillow and dies of laughter*. I don't laugh that often. This one really gets me
"My parents are scarier than you."
Me in my head: GET ROASTED BRO!