For you amazing, horney readers out there ;)
I lost it at sexy leg Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ HOT HOT LEG. LEG SO HOT U FRY AN EGG.
Oh wow. I never thought id get a detailed paragraph about a purple ass. GG my friend, GG
.....I just got off the escalator that was a nice trip to space....
Have you ever asked yourself, "Hm. How can I make making an omelette in the morning sound sexual?" Well, here you go!
Omfg I just imagined him eating fruity pebbles off of Vincent Omfg nooOooOooOOOOOOOO
*pours holy water on eyes* FFFFFFFF THAT BURNS BUT DID IY WORK?nope .