Cell Buddies | n.m

Cell Buddies | n.m

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mother mia By acidmaloley Completed

"I just got caught with a fake ID, no big deal."

"Damn it, here was I thinking you were a bad girl."

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Contains mature content and explicit language! You've been warned.

© acidmaloley

My momma woulda beat me wit a really big stick & the worst thing is I would have to find it
_rahemeen _rahemeen Jul 14
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FINALLY THERES A TALL GIRL IN A BOOK CUZ LIKE IN ALL THE ORHER BOOKS THERE ARE MAINLY 5'2 AND STUFF SO THEY CAN LOOK SHORT AND CUTE AND ALL. I DONT MEAN TO INSULT SHORT PEOPLE BUT ITS JUST A NICE CONTRAST
I was made in Canada....so I'd have a..made in Canada sticker on my forehead...
You see, we have this safe room thingy, it is surrounded by steel walls. And cement and all types of shït. My aśś would be locked in that room eating fückin nasty aśś dog shït but after my hour long aśś beating. Ya know, that's my mom
my mum would've 
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Well, let's just say I won't be making that mistake if I want to see the light of day
my mom would be like “ HIJA DE LA CHINGADA MADRE TE VOY A DAR UN CHINGADASO”