Just deadpool x reader story with lemon and humors in it ;) enjoy!
Hey there creepy was Bitch! I'm heading home to feed my dog Deez nuts and to hide a body! Then imma make out with teaspoon! Sound good to you cuz it sounds good to me :D
Chimichangas are good+great+cool+awesome+amazing+great taste=*pewdie pie voice*.+FABULOUS+.
Because a creepy ally way is a perfectly safe shortcut
(╭☞￣ ³￣)╭☞ u go bro
It's funny cuz I'm more insane that him!
Mental hospitals aren't as cozy as you would think....
I would have been like, thanks for savin me bro, but next time... ask to touch the bad boys okay hun?
Same thing Petey said in the fan fiction I just read. Obviously, that's not true