Just deadpool x reader story with lemon and humors in it ;) enjoy!
walking back to my shîtty apartment complex, radiating my gayness. How about you?
That's right talk smart to a man in a dark alley u won't dead keep doing it
Me: Holy hell is spooderman
Dp: Come on I don't even look like him?!
You let them touch my tits!!!! Wtf is wrong with you* slaps him and walks away, but not before giving him my number
I sexually identify myself as an attack helicopter. Don't you dare assume my gender like that again.
*Scoffs* Did you just assume my gender?!*said in Leafy's voice*