Avengers Preferences

Avengers Preferences

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QueenOfSassgard By ICTOAUN Updated Oct 30, 2015

Because why the heck not.

Featuring:

LOKI LAUFEYSON (I know he's not an Avenger. I do what I want!)

TONY STARK (If you give me an idea for one of his, you'll get 12% of the credit)

STEVE ROGERS (Please tell me you all understood that reference)

CLINT BARTON (Hawkeye is awesome. Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure to write these.)

BRUCE BANNER (I haven't got any ideas for these, so they'll be terrible. Please don't Hulk smash me.)

THOR ODINSON (These references are terrible, I know. But do you mind if I write.... ANOTHER!!!!!)

BUCKY BARNES (I know you're sick of these references by now, but I just need to write them till the end of the line.)

PIETRO MAXIMOFF (I resurrected him. Come on, you saw it coming.)

  • avengers
  • banner
  • barnes
  • barton
  • bruce
  • bucky
  • clint
  • laufeyson
  • loki
  • marvel
  • maximoff
  • odinson
  • pietro
  • preferences
  • rogers
  • shield
  • stark
  • steve
  • thor
  • tony
ITS THE BOOK IM HOLDING RN YOU CAN STILL SEE THE BLOOD STAINS
THIS WOULD HAPPEN WITH ME!! I HAVE LIKE A ROOM FULL OF BOOKS AND IF I DIDNT HAVE MY BLADES ON ME A BOOK WOULD BE THE CLOSEST OBJECT!! not even joking, I have at minimum 15 books in each room of my home
“WITH THE POWER OF KNOWLEDGE! *THWACK* I’LL FIGHT YOU! *THWACK*”
I relate to all of these. They must be my last remaining brain cells
BlackIceQueen65 BlackIceQueen65 4 days ago
I am not an object, call me 'it' I'll have you begging for your mom
KichanKi KichanKi Sep 04
Me at that moment:
                              It? Sorry last time I cheek I was not a dog but a human.