"So what truth shall I ask you... Oh, I know! What do you think of Dan?"
"Dan Howell? I still hate the idiot."
"Really, well then, you're extremely good at acting both onstage and offstage."
"What do you mean?"
"You two act like an old married couple, you bicker so much! Practically everyone ships you."
"They do?! We do?! I do?! He does?!"
The one in which they hate each other.
The one in which they have to act like they're in love.
The one in which they aren't sure if it's an act.
This is a Dan X Reader book, in Second Person POV (with the occasional chapter/segment from Dan's POV). You get to make choices which are indicated in bold as choice1/choice2.