I'm a Cyborg's Pet

I'm a Cyborg's Pet

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R.K. Adams By The-Scrivener Updated Aug 18

Feisty 19 year old, Jenny Banks is thrown into a dystopian nightmare as a robot uprising run by dark AI (Artificial Intelligences) takes over the world. Captured and slave collared by robots, Jenny is sent to slave school and then sold to the notorious but mysterious Cyborg called Lord Rockwood.  Can she survive being 'up cycled'  as a pet,  encounters with feral Roombas, moronic human slave owners, fashion conscious robots, vampire cyborg-etts, dangerously addictive perfumes dealt by rogue members of OneDirection and werewolf marines? With little more than a pair of stiletto heels, a smart ass slave collar, and a sassy wit, sharp enough to give you a paper cut, can Jenny hold on to her humanity long enough to bring out Rockwood's? With the extinction of humanity in the balance no pressure.

  Think, Terminator meets 12 years a slave ( @JuliaExplodes )  or Underworld meets Fifty shades of gray. 
  Warning: a PG13 Science Fiction dystopia including scenes of romance and satire.  
  Sense of humour advised.
  #6 in Humour HOT. 
  71% of the people who read the first chapter finish the book. 
  
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  I'm hooked. This story is basically word cocaine.  @Panicatmychemicaldw
  I absolutely love this book @Broken_Window
  OMG I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE CHAPTER. @JustZeena
  I feel like my fingers are compelled to click on the little star icons. @KaranSeraph
  "Robot apocalypse now" actually earned a genuine guffaw. I love the smell of cyborg in the morning. And it smells disconcertingly like... lavender. @ClipperDown
  This book is addictive! Every time the book comes to an end for the week, I almost cry! @Sapphiregirl232
  
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  "Your new collar doesn't contain explosives," the cyborg told me. 
  "That's reassuring master,"  I said
  "No, it works by lethal injection," he said.

Armistice2 Armistice2 Jul 14
Dude, I can't even remember to put my car in reverse when backing out.
AppleBunni AppleBunni Jul 20
Watching some Disney JR and this comes up.
                              
                              Just a normal day in the lifestyle.🙅😎
msnuntamed msnuntamed Nov 07
u know i'm bout to transport myself into this book for free doughnuts
This story is so well written. You should totally enter this into the 2016 Wattys
THEM FÜCKING 30 SECOND ADS THAT YOU CANT SKIP KILL ME EVERYTIME
😂😂😂😂😂wow I'd take death over robot dictatorship