Dan Howell? That's His Royal Highness Daniel James Howell, heir to a small European country's throne, to you, pleb. A royal pain in the ass, too, apparently. And him? Well, he's just Phil: a down on his luck journalist, searching desperately for a news story that'll save him from losing his crappy job.
And who are they? They're members of the Russell family, a once prestigious dynasty brought to ruins by Howell's powerful ancestors. Bitter and resentful, they eye Perigna's heir as means of getting revenge to an old and potent slight.
What are the chances of all three meeting up in London, eh?