Reality Check *Crack Fic* (Levi x Eren)
"Okay, so are you Eren Jaeger?"
"Alright, so tell me about yourself."
"Okay. . . I'm a freshman at Trainees Squad College but I'm transfering here, to Scouting Legion Academy. I work at a radio station with my friends, and I'm not good at much anything else but sound and music and art and things like that."
"Any family issues I should know about?"
"Yeah. My parents are both dead, I have a sister who's two years older than me so I don't go to foster care. I have no mentality issues."
"One more thing, what are you shooting for in this Academy?"
"I'm hoping to be a sound producer, so I work on sound sets with my team."
"Last thing. . . . .what's your sexuality?"
"I don't say this to be offensive but I just need to know."
" . . . .Heterosexual, sir."
"Okay, that's all, by the way, I am a lady, not a sir."
"Sorry, Ms. Takako."
"It's fine, your dorm number is #845."
"You're very welcome."
"Please have a seat, Mr. Ackerman."
"Levi is fine."
"Alright, Levi. So, you've been here since you were a freshman, how would you react to having a roommate?"
"Who set you up for this, Hanji?"
"Calm down, Levi, I am simply stating the facts. You refused to have a roommate last semester and I vouched for you. But this time, it is required that you have a roommate."
"Alright, but what else did you call me here for?"
"I've done this already, can we just skip it?"
"Sorry, no can do, just start with the question called 'tell me about youself?'"
"I work at the Wings of Freedom library, I'm here for a degree in writing. My parents are dead, I have no family. No mentality issues. Been here already. And I'm heterosexual. Better? Can I go now?"
"You are dismissed, Mr. Ackerman. May I say that your roommate may surprise you, I've met him and he seems promising."
"Tch, we'll see about that, good day, Ms. Takako."