Shoot and Score My Ass

Shoot and Score My Ass

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Darth MacAwesomeness Vader By PterodactylusFarts Completed

"You couldn't play soccer for your life," he says, his smirk starting to annoy the hell out of me.

"Oh yeah? Watch me," I hiss between gritted teeth before spinning around and walking away, making sure to sway my hips.

He thinks I can't play? I'll show him.

Game. On.
Jackie Parkers. The legacy of the highly overrated high school soccer coach. And in the hugely corrupted world, she's got an easy chance on the team. Except that she can't play for her life. 

Dylan Harrison. Soccer legend. The field is his and he knows it. He's got an easy chance in any university. Only problem? He can't afford it. 

Jackie has something Dylan wants- money.
Dylan has something Jackie wants- soccer.

When Jackie inevitably fails soccer tryouts, she's offered something any sane girl would do continuous cartwheel flips for. 

Dylan Harrison is her new private coach.
And only fate can decide whether or not she'll faint.

I had the hiccups in class once and I had to read something out and in the middle I hiccuped really loud
nxcotineaddict nxcotineaddict Aug 14, 2015
I almost forgot how funny your book is . LMAO no doubt about that.
GraceSnellgrove GraceSnellgrove Apr 22, 2015
The cast might I suggest the amazingly Handsome Colton Haynes for Dylan
_breezes_ _breezes_ Jan 01, 2014
The part about Picachu; SO FUNNY! I was laughing so hard i was convinced I was gonna choke on my own spit!! (I can also relate to being to paranoid about dying from random stuff)
CuppydiCaker CuppydiCaker Dec 23, 2013
THE PIKACHU PART WAS HILARIOUS! I was bursting into laughter but for the rest of the chapter was sad but really good.
magerange637 magerange637 Dec 15, 2013
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA.... I have a feeling I will read this story all night :)