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Never In A Million Years

Never In A Million Years

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Sayre DeBruler By b00k_nerd01 Updated Jan 23

I sigh sitting on my bed, head in hands. I lay down, I have a choice. Keep trying to get Lily to date me, or completely give up. Based on what I heard tonight, I've decided to just give up. Nothing has ever happen with us, and nothing ever will. I just have to live with that.


Jily, obviously! There will also be bits of blackinnon and frankxalice fralice?

Aaaaand now I have a headcanon that Remus Lupin would be obsessed with John Green.
But...
                              Why is she so calm about this?
                              I would have tied him up and forced him to watch me eat jelly donuts for 5 hours straight.
Articfoxez Articfoxez Apr 09
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. YES. YES. YES. YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
                              I want it to be called that now.
Uh...
                              Johnny boy over here is good, but that title is reserved for Queen JK and Uncle Rick alright thank you I am Farkle
No.
                              They are dead tattooed trees.
                              But they are life changing dead tattooed trees.
Chaser.
                              And it shows too, because he's been chasing Lily for 7 years.