Marauder Moments

Marauder Moments

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kwikspells By kwikspells Updated Jun 27

Remus's eyelids squinted open, revealing his blue eyes glaring at Sirius. 

"Morning Moony." Sirius said, clearing his throat. Remus opened his eyes the rest of the way and nodded.

"Morning Pads." He said with a scratchy voice. "Where are James and Peter?"

Sirius scratched the back of his neck. 

"They are fully recovered, they left for breakfast." Sirius said. Remus nodded.

"That hurts." Remus said. Sirius nodded.

"At least I stayed Moons, I'm the good friend." Sirius said. Remus shook his head. 

"No, you're sitting on my leg." Remus said.

"Oh." Sirius said, and scooted over. 

"Sirius?" Remus asked. Sirius looked at him to show that he was listening. 

"You're sitting on my other leg." Remus breathed.

"Well isn't someone a picky little arse!" Sirius huffed. 

Straight up Lily and James's relationship before seventh year is the definition of Meghan Trainor's 'NO'
THE NEXT PERSON TO REFERENCE THEY DRATTED SONG "NO" IS GOING TO GET BITCH SLAPPED 
                              
                              but this is hilarious omf
My name is... NO. My sign is... NO.  My number is... NO. You need to let it go you need to let it go, nah to the ah to the NO NO NO NO.