All of my friends where recently talking about the new google prototype, saying how beneficial and great it was.
Why the hell wouldn't I get something like that?
But I didn't know it was a robot...
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Oh gosh that escelated fast *whips out lemon umbrella just before lemons fall*
"Buy one!" They said
"You won't regret it!" They said
I had to say it
Dear sir customer service worker,
If you ever talk about something so awkward casually and out loud, I promise I will f*ckin stab you...Everywhere. Even when you die before I could stab you everywhere, I will not hesitate to continue. And I will talk about how I killed you, out loud, and casually.