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Wednesday isn't her real name. That's just what people call her, because she's a goth.
She hates everything. Her mother, her job, her best friend... The sun.
But when you're Wednesday, you've got a good reason for your bad attitude. That's because Wednesday is half-vampire, and the sun gives her a headache.
Her best friend Chip is a male stripper, and is constantly trying to get in her pants... Also he's half-lycanthrope.
Even Wednesday's job is terrible. She works for the government, specifically, the Bureau of Paranormal Relations- The shady government organization that hides the existence of monsters from normal humans, while at the same time, using them to do risky less-than-legal undercover work.
When you're Wednesday, your day is full of monsters, crime, running errands for vampire aristocrats, hanging out at night with male strippers, nearly getting murdered by insane cultists... It's enough to make a girl go goth.
What are the only things that make her happy? Mostly porn, masturbation, Clive Barker movies, and the sun going down at the end of the day. It's a short list. For Wednesday, the biggest pain in life is being half-undead.
- 1- I Suck at Dominoes
- 2- The Old Gods are Bad News
- 3- Things get Worse
- 4- Chip and I get coffee
- 5- Fuzzy is a good word
- 6- Floyd completely Pinked
- 7- I Meet Florencia
- 8- Flor eats 3 burritos, I am impressed.
- 9- The Puta Madre
- 10&11- I'd be a shitty Goth if I didn't die
- 12&13- Crotchless fishnets
- 14- She Hulk is kind of Sexy
- 15- Guns, Hookers, Cowboys
- 16- I'm in love with Stacy's mom
- 17- Abigail Beatrice Gamble!
- 18&19- Blood Magic, Coffee, Stalkers
- 20- Let's Watch Saw
- 21- Unmixing my Signals
- 22-Really out of Context
- 23- I always do
- Every Saturday is Wednesday!
- 24&25- The Codex Sangromancia
- 26&27- Call 911
- 28&29- A strained relationship
- 30&31 before the beer hits my liver
- 32&33- How bad I've wanted you
- 34- And then I became my mother
- 35- Errand Boy
- 36- Flor goes hard
- 37- Gratuitously
- 38- The Nature of Animated Sangromancy
- 39- I'm a Jedi
- 40- Cynical cunt
- 41&42- It's not what it looks like
- 43- Mom loves Karl
- 44- Vintages
- 45- Couture
- 46&47- Cual es la problema, chica?
- 48- Miss Skeeto
- 49- Baron Grandpa Scary As F
- 50- What do you want?
- 51- More than Anything
- 52- Adopt Ten Cats
- 53- that kind of van
- 54- Let her Ride
- 55- Duty to the Clan
- 56- What's it going to be, miss Gamble?
- 57- Next time I see you, I'll be dead
- 58- Welcome home, Abigail