Idiot For Hire [On Hold]

Idiot For Hire [On Hold]

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Alexandria Michelle By TheFlamingPopsicle Updated Jan 03, 2014

Hire the idiot, they said. It will be fun, they said. 

Adriana Martella is impulsive, bratty, and miserable. Nathan Byers is good-looking, charismatic, and cheerful. Adriana feels trapped in a life she doesn't want, but Nathan seems to think he's the answer to all of her problems, including her need for a replacement assistant. 

There's just one issue: Nathan seems to have fallen out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down. Hiring an idiot for an assistant is bad enough, but hiring an idiot for a fake boyfriend is simply unreasonable. No one in their right mind would make such a borderline-suicidal choice. Right? 

Wrong.

  • assistant
  • boyfriend
  • fashion
  • fiction
  • idiot
  • jerk
  • love
  • model
  • teen
  • young
1. Ascetic lifestyle, my äss. 2. 3 WHOLE YEARS YOU POOR THING
Red_King_Royalty Red_King_Royalty Jul 18, 2017
I really feel sorry for this character. She may act like a b****, but she's being constantly put down and mentally and emotionally abused by a stream of harsh comments coming from her mother and likely other people her mother surrounds her with, so it's easy to see why she acts the way she does.
Red_King_Royalty Red_King_Royalty Jul 18, 2017
*cranks up the sarcasm machine* Gee, thanks, Mom. That makes me feel SO good about my appearance and gives me such a self-esteem boost that I almost feel so mentally healthy that I don't hate myself. Great.
Red_King_Royalty Red_King_Royalty Jul 18, 2017
*sarcasm machine again* Yeah, mom. I just love how you treat me like an idiot with no class or fashion sense. These constant comments make me feel so happy and are the foremost reason I'm a balanced and mentally and emotionally healthy child. Yeah.
Red_King_Royalty Red_King_Royalty Jul 18, 2017
I tried to imagine violins in "sorrowful hymn" but somehow it turned into the theme song of Doctor Who... but played on violin... I don't even know how! 😂
-dangerouslyy -dangerouslyy Jun 14, 2016
Who is this Mitch? I'd like to have a word or two with him 😅😅😅😅