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Waist-Deep In Walmart

Waist-Deep In Walmart

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Jordan Lynde By XxSkater2Girl16xX Completed

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside."

Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

Jamie050 Jamie050 Jan 09
How is she “badass” from stealing toilet paper and doing it in a storm? I know 3 people that was outside the whole time for a storm category 5
LuvTomoe LuvTomoe 6 days ago
Then again Im a pervy bitch and I'd probably use the condoms in the aisle and all the lube 😂😂😂😂😂😂😏😏😏and if my bf was there then YASSS 😋💦💦💦💦😩😩😩😩
WordsForTheGalaxy WordsForTheGalaxy 4 days ago
                              Jan 12th
                              7:14 pm
                              In Walmart. On the toilet. Let’s go!
When you live in non coastal, non tropical Australia, this doesn’t really happen to you 🙂
she’s so cute she sounds like a first grader 😂😂😂😂
WordsForTheGalaxy WordsForTheGalaxy 4 days ago
All I have to worry about in April is blizzards. The Midwest is brutal and the weather sucks