Waist-Deep In Walmart

Waist-Deep In Walmart

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Jordan Lynde By JordanLynde Completed

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside."


Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

  • cute
  • humor
  • olderguy
  • onedirection
  • teenfiction
  • trapped
  • walmart
You go girl! Get that toilet paper, smack this dull-witted man and make your grand exit out.
TinyPerson2 TinyPerson2 7 days ago
Random person: I’m walk’n here!!!
                              Me: I’m driv’n here!!!
Apparently, in this generation, all you have to do to be badass is steal toilet paper. What has the world come to?
Okay then, her mom is definitely trying to cause her some blatter issues
Damn it, why can't average Walmart employee be this funny? The funniest thing I remember a Walmart employee doing is accidentally falling off the ladders they use to restock things ;-;
One time I accidentally walked into the men’s changing room instead of women’s. So when I saw a man through the crack of the door I like stood up on the couch thing so he doesn’t see my feet, then I waited till he left and I snuck into the women’s changing room