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Pastel And Punk

Pastel And Punk

23.4K Reads 893 Votes 13 Part Story
EMERALD PONY By yaz_im_batman Completed

Dan is a pastel lover 
Phil is a punk lover
Dan is colorful
Phil is not
Will they be right for each other??
(Warnings 
Trigger
Sexual content )

Wut the flipity flip flop
                              Sorry that's my substitute for swearing....
It was so inocent and then shane came along and im just sitting here like wtf
SHANE AS IN SHANE DAWSON
                              BÎTCH I KNOW THIS IS A FANFIC BUT NO NOT MY BABY NOT MY QUEEN HE'D NEVER
UNDER THE TREEE UNDER THR TREEEEE
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              (If u get that reference then u get a free Morrisons voucher)
KawaiiLions KawaiiLions Dec 02, 2016
So Phil is now a seaman.... Wait..... Oh god.... I'm so sorry hahahaahha
KawaiiLions KawaiiLions Dec 02, 2016
NO I CAN NOT LET THIS HAPPEN SO SHANE I DON'T CARE IF YOUR LIFE SOCKS BUT DON'T MAKE OTHER PEOPLE FEEL BAD, AND I DON'T CARE IF YOUR A HORNEY MOTHERFUCKER YOU CAN JUST GO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK