ReQUeSts aRe OpeN
*loads a double barreled, sawed off shotgun and makes a ring of salt* Yeah, i'll protect you, I watch Supernatural. I know stuffs.
One thing to say right now, ITS GOT 69k TOTAL READS!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING
If the guy I was dating called me dudette before fúcking me I break up with him
"Tea hee" Who am I england? Tea hee. Dont be bringi mg the tea. Bring the ice cream of all flavors!
Son: What's sex, and how are babies made?
Me: Sex is a sensation, caused by temptation, a man sticks his location in a woman's destination, to increase population, of the next generation.
"I'll protect you uvu" You pull out a f*cking harpoon gun. "Bitches ain't got sh*t against a harpoon gun."