You fell asleep in my car, I drove the whole time,
But that's ok, I'll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine,
I'm driving here I sit, cursing my government,
For not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement.
I love Debby irl, but this is not her fic and she seriously needs to leave.
Right after I saw the book title the song came on my speakers
DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME JUST CAME ON. JOSH SHE IS AN OCTO MONSTER THAT IS GONNA EAT CHU DON'T
1. Debby you need to leave. Actually, you can hmu I think I need a nanny.
2. NONONO JOSH DON'T YOU HURT YOURSELF YOUR BEAUTIFUL BABY
I love Debby with all my heart, but not in my joshler fics, excuse me, could you please leave?
I can see what is about to happen. And I'm already having mixed emotions.